SnapMunk's Reddit Comments Hall Of Fame Inductees

In the US, there are 3 places you go when you have totally lost your mind:

1- A psychiatric hospital

2- The Republican Party

3- Reddit

Ok, and maybe an audition for The Bachelor, but that’s it – those four places. That’s why Reddit is such an amazing forum; with only a few places to turn, so many incredibly entertaining people turn there. And where they really shine once they get there, is in the Comments section.

Every once in a while we get lucky, and on Reddit people post links to our articles. Every once in a while we get even luckier, and on Reddit people comment on those articles. Some of those comments are so weird, witty, hilarious and grossly inappropriate that I couldn’t help but start a Hall of Fame. These are my first batch of inductees, with article titles, images, videos, and some color commentary of my own.

Please enjoy…

I ASKED THE REAL SIRI SOME QUESTIONS: MY INTERVIEW WITH SUSAN BENNETT, THE VOICE OF SIRI

What would Reddit be without the classic, 5th Grade Mom burns?

NOW THERE’S A WI-FI ENABLED WINE PRESERVER BOTTLE WITH A TOUCH SCREEN

APPARENTLY IT’S NEVER TIME TO GET OFF REDDIT

I will also take 7.

Y COMBINATOR BOOM’S SUPERSONIC PASSENGER PLANE IS INSANE

(Reddit Title: New supersonic passenger plane secures 7 billion dollar deal from Virgin Airlines…)

Fact: Mom jokes never get old.

Same goes for semi-racist Jesus gags.

HOME BREWING GETS AUTOMATED AND SUPER EASY WITH BREWIE

Bronze Medal awarded.

BREAKTHROUGH TECH OFFERS ALTERNATIVES TO KNEE REPLACEMENT

I’m not going to say I don’t feel guilty laughing at this…but I am laughing at this. HARD.

BIOS INCUBE USES CREMATED REMAINS TO GROW TREES

SOMEBODY PLEASE MAKE SURE THIS PERSON IS NEVER ALLOWED TO “MAKE A PROTOTYPE” OF ANYTHING EVER.

EMIEW3 ROBOT COULD BE THE FUTURE OF CUSTOMER SERVICE

How late into the election process are you allowed to submit a new Presidential candidate?

THIS FACIAL ANALYSIS SOFTWARE PICKS OUT TERRORISTS, SMART PEOPLE, BRAND PROMOTERS & MORE

Awesome.

Awes-…I mean….totally gross and over the line. Toooootally…..

TESLA’S NEW AIR FILTRATION MAY ACCOMPLISH SOMETHING BIGGER THAN A GIGAFACTORY

And just as I’m about to turn 34, I turn 8.

Silver Medal awarded.

RENDEZWHO RANDOMLY MATCHES YOU WITH ONE PERSON FOR LIFE, YOU EITHER FIND THEM OR YOU DON’T

r/Therapy??

Did I just read a Hunter S. Thompson book?? I don’t know who these people are or what kind of mushrooms they put on their pizza, but I fucking love them with all my heart.

THE CUTTING EDGE ANTI-AGING TECHNOLOGY THAT’S TRYING TO KEEP US YOUNG

(Reddit Title: Google’s ambitious venture into anti-aging medicine could eventually involve replacing bits of our DNA with that of a lobster)

I repeat, I love them with ALL my heart.

MEGABOTS GOT $2.4 MILLION TO ROLL OUT A GIANT FIGHTING ROBOT LEAGUE

Key excerpt from the article: “Back in June 2015, the folks at MegaBots challenged Japan-based Suidobashi Heavy Industries to a duel of nerdtastic proportions.”